It's not easy being drunk all the time

...if it were easy, everyone would do it.
How To Order A Martini 101
1) Don't ask for it shaken. Post Over. Kidding!
August 6, 2020
The Rum Diaries
The Good, The Bad, and the Very, Very Ugly.
July 21, 2020
Iconic: The White Russian
Mark it, Donnie.
July 7, 2020
To Insure Promptness...
A call to action for restaurateurs!
July 2, 2020
Whisk(e)y
I had a very interesting conversation with my Dad the other day. When he hears the word "Whisky", he thinks Scotch, whereas I think Bourbon. The differences between Scotch and Bourbon are vast, yet they are still lumped in under the umbrella of Whiskey. So, what is Whisky? 
May 28, 2020
The New "Normal"
In this global lockdown, I have all the time in the world to tinker and improve my style. I have access to spirits, better access to spirits than I would normally. I have literally all the time in the world. So what's missing?
May 21, 2020
¡Tequila!
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May 12, 2020
10 Things You Need In Your Emergency Cocktail Bar
In a parallel universe, where I am somewhat recognizable and there is no need for mass social distancing, people stop me on the street all the time and ask "Hey, you're that Bartender! What do I need to make good drinks at home?" To which I answer...
April 30, 2020
Drinking Alone, Together
If you can bake bread or make pasta, then you absolutely can sling a phenomenal drink.
April 18, 2020